Funny emo poem?

Emo Stand

Hello there, I am Stan,

I am a very depressed man.

Once I saw a guy, with a futile life,

I told him that I had just f**ked his wife.

Naturally, he flipped me off,

and called me douche-bag over his cough.

But I ddin't care, I'm emo, right?

All I do is sit in rooms with no light.

I wear so much black, you'd think I was black,

I 'm covered with it, from the front to the back.

I listen, only to My Chemical Romance,

Those *****-looking guys who wear tight, leather pants.

My hair's in my face, I think I look cool,

But on the contrary, I resemble a fool.

So I went to a hospital, saw a sick child,

his condition was serious, anything but mild.

His left hand was gone, so I sang him a song,

to cheer him up, make him happy and strong:

"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"

"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"

"If you're happy and you know it, and you really wanna---"

Funny emo poem?

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Funny emo poem?

WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM. DO YOU EVEN EVER STOP AND THINK OF WHAT MADE THAT PERSON EMO? IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU DIPSH*T. GET A LIFE, INSTEAD OF TRYING TO RUIN PEOPLES. IT'S JUST PATHETIC. Report It

Funny emo poem?

NICE......did you make that up???

Funny emo poem?

isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the person with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a tshirt that barley covers anything? Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a guy who likes his own music and his own style you give him a mouthful? Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone are you laughing? Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more **** from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? im not laughing. Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A PERSON A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON THIER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS keep on laughing. Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE .BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH. OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS