New barbie styles LOL?

Want to buy your daughter a new Barbie doll? Check out some of these new styles that you only wish you could see in stores. Created by: Christina Cheadle and Emily Rock.

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Anorexic Barbie - Comes with action phrases such as, "I ate a grape yesterday, and now I feel obese!" and, "Must lose weight, must lose weight!"

Burn Victim Barbie - Comes with her own special ointment and hospital bed.

Cripple Barbie - Comes with her own body cast and non-moving action.

Bad Hair Day Barbie - "The more you try to fix it, the worse it gets!"

Unlucky Barbie - Comes with a black cat, a broken mirror, and action phrases such as, "God must hate me!" and, "Oh, no, another 7 years of bad luck. That makes the grand total 263."

Divorce Barbie - Comes with all of Ken's stuff.

Mid-Life Crisis Barbie - Comes with real crying action and phrases such as, "It's all downhill from here." and, "My life is almost over."

Drug Addict Barbie - Comes with drugs, and phrases such as, "I'm not addicted I just can't be away from it for too long." and, "Don't call the cops it'll be my third strike!"

Rehab Barbie - See 'Drug Addict Barbie'

Jail Break Barbie - Comes with her own serial number, a striped suit, and anger issues.

Acne Barbie - Put hot water on her face and the zits magically disappear! WARNING: Side effects may include, burning, puss, and scars.

Catatonic Barbie - Includes pills, men in white suits with needles, and lots and lots of non-moving and non-blinking action!

Mime Barbie - Comes with face paint and mimilicious catch phrases such as, " " and, " ". WARNING: If product gets stuck in an invisible box and can not get out, do not contact us, for we do not care about your whiney problems.

Obesity Barbie - Comes with 16 pounds of food and storage under her fat rolls.

Homeless Barbie - Comes with shopping cart, soda cans, and blankets.

Suicidal Barbie - Includes pocketknife, rope, gun, and an excessive need for anti-depressants. WARNING: Do not let her by any cliffs and/or bridges and is better left in a dark room. Alone. By herself. Without you.

hIskOOl DroPOuT Barbie - Comes with no education whats so ever, southern accent, and catch phrases such as, "Theres no problem with living in your mom's basement when you 46!" and, "I've worked at this here Buger King since I was 16, an I still love my job. Oh shut-up you stupid person, 'gimmi this' 'can i have that' all you ever do is nag, nag, nag. Do you think I care if you WANT fries with that! NO! Anyway what was I saying?"

Abusive Barbie - Comes with real beating action! WARNING: If your product beats and/or harms you in anyway, we don't care, you are a wimpish loser. We will deny everything and say you shouldn't of bought a product with the word 'abusive' in it anyway.

Negitivity Barbie - Comes with action packed action phrases such as, "I give up," "I hate myself," and "I suck."

Verbally Abusive Barbie - Comes with catch phases such as, "HA,HA! You suck loser!" and, "You will never amount to anything!" WARNING: We will not pay for any therapy that the user of this product will need. HINT: To feel better, purchase Negativity Barbie, for a coupon go to www.yousuckloser.net. coupon costs $10.95.

Serial Killer Barbie - Comes with wanted poster, knife, and demonic look.

Paranoid Barbie - Comes with catch phrases such as, "Everyone's out to get me." and "The voices in my head tell me that I shouldn't like you."

Real Life Rock Star Barbie - Comes with alcohol, drugs, throw-uppy action, high stress levels and real hangovers!

Dead Barbie - Comes with will, hearse, grave stone, casket, and after a while she starts to decompose!

Clown Barbie - Also comes with face paints (see Mime Barbie) and if you press a special button you can here screaming children, because face it, clowns are creepy.

Old Geezer Barbie - Comes with hip replacement, saggy skin, and strokes and/or heart attacks. WARNING: Do not come to us when and if your Barbie just died. See Dead Barbie.

@:#$%26amp;%26gt;! Barbie - Come with real cussing action such as, "YOUR A $(%26amp;%26gt;":@*" and, " YOU @#$^*%26gt;/"

Optimistic Barbie - Comes with catch phrases like, "My hamster died, YIPPEE!" and "Although the world is coming to an end and we will all die, but it could be worse!"

New barbie styles LOL?

hahahah loollz this is awesome

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New barbie styles LOL?

check out goth barbie:

New barbie styles LOL?

I think you've got all of the bases covered! LOL

New barbie styles LOL?

Lmao where did you get this stuff lol

New barbie styles LOL?

Divorce Barbie is my favorite. In this day and age, if you have Bride Barbie, you need divorced Barbie. And remarried Barbie. Barbie's step-children. Divorced for the 2nd time Barbie. "Third Times a Charm" Bride Barbie.....

New barbie styles LOL?

"Dead Barbie - Comes with will, hearse, grave stone, casket, and after a while she starts to decompose!"

BAHAHA

When Optimistic Barbie gets a little annoying I'll know who to introduce her to %26gt;=)

New barbie styles LOL?

That was hilarious and emo barbie would be hilarious too

New barbie styles LOL?

There fantastic... but what about emo Barbie?

It could come with her own razor blade, black hair dye and abusive parents!

New barbie styles LOL?

Hold on....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Ok, I'm done.

New barbie styles LOL?

homeless, catatonic, dead, and geezer Barbies plz.

New barbie styles LOL?

HAHAHAHA! that was good. Did you check out the link the first person put up? FREAKY!!!

New barbie styles LOL?

i hope Mattel gets to read about this.....

New barbie styles LOL?

LMAO wtf did you get this stuff at haha

New barbie styles LOL?

LMAO

New barbie styles LOL?

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that's soooo funny, did u make that up?? it's hilarious, i was like cracking up after every one...

verbally abusive barbie...Hint: to make yourself feel better, see negative barbie

that's genious!! aah! so funny, check out goth barbie at the top

zoe

New barbie styles LOL?

LOL

What a great gift for young girls!

especially "@:#$%26amp;%26gt;! Barbie"

New barbie styles LOL?

lmao!! omg thats so awsome! i want all them barbies!!! hahahaa.

New barbie styles LOL?

wish i could get some of those....lmao..

New barbie styles LOL?

loner/geek barbie-comes with glasses, computer that ACTUALLY connects to internet, and really dorky snort/laugh action

emo barbie- comes with actual bleeding action and super sharp razor

mother barbie- real nagging action and dorky 1950's hairdo and homebaker look

dumb barbie-........nuf said

blonde barbie- comes with IQ of -4, shopping bags, cheating jock boyfriend and cell phone

gangster barbie-comes with chains, baggy pants, and says "yo" alot

New barbie styles LOL?

Unlucky Barbie - Comes with a black cat, a broken mirror, and action phrases such as, "God must hate me!" and, "Oh, no, another 7 years of bad luck. That makes the grand total 263."

I like that one :D